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Hello Giggles’ Best of the Worst 90s Songs

“1. ‘Summer Girls’, L.F.O aka Lyte Funkie Ones (1999).

This is easily the stupidest song of the ’90s. And I don’t say this to be cruel, nay, I say this in the spirit of gleeful celebration. This song is incredibly and wonderfully stupid. Let’s take a deeper look:

I like it when the girls stop by in the summer. Do you remember?

Yes.

Do you remember?

I just said yes.

When we met, last summer.

Yeah, I get it.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits

Ha, yeah, I remember

Chinese food makes me sick

Uh, okay, I wasn’t going to offer you any…I don’t have any Chinese Food here.

And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

I don’t really shop their stores anymore, they’re kind of overpriced and–

I’d take her if I had one wish.

Who?

But she’s been gone since that summer. Since that summer.

I’m right here, who are you talking about?

Hip hop marmalade spic and span

…what?

Met you one summer and it all began. You’re the best girl that I ever did see

Aww, thanks baby. You’re so sweet I–

The great Larry Bird jersey 33.

…yeah…I guess that’s his number…I wouldn’t know…

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet. Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

Well he did more than that he–

Call me Willy Whistle ’cause I can’t speak baby. Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy.

That sounds sweet but also menacing, can we talk about this?

Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad. 

Oh. Sorry?

Left one day and never came back

I’m right here actually.

Stayed all summer then went back home

Can we just get back to–

Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone.

Uh. Yes. Yes he was. But I don’t see what–

Fell deep in love but now we ain’t speakin’

Wait we’re not? Are you breaking up with me?

Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.

Yes, he was, and I agree that Michael J. Fox is an underrated actor, but are you breaking up with me, I don’t understand, I–

When I met you I said my name was Rich

It still is, right?

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Rich, please, can we talk about our relationship? I’m getting mixed signals.

Cherry Pez cold crush rock star boogie

Like that, that right there. Rich, I don’t know what that means–

Used to hate school so I had to play hookie.

Wha–

Always been hip to the B-Boy style. Known to act wild and make girls smile.

See I really don’t appreciate you constantly mentioning other girls.

Love New Edition and the Candy Girl. Remind me of you because you rock my world.

Thanks…I guess?

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow. They drink lemonade and speak real slow.

Uh no actually I’m from Los Angeles, do you even know me?

You love hip hop and rock ‘n’ roll

Hip hop is okay, I guess. I much prefer rock ‘n’ roll and–

Dad took off when you were four years old.

Jesus, Rich! Why would you bring that up? That was a really painful time in my life! I told you that I don’t like talking about my childhood.

There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better baby when you’re near.

That’s a confusing and crappy apology.

You love fun dip and Cherry Coke. I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke.

I’m laughing at you, not with you, Rich.

When I met you I said my name was Rich

Yes, I know, and I look like a girl from blah blah New Kids on the Block etc can we please talk about something real?

In the summertime girls got it going on. Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song.

Rich you’re disgusting.

Summertime girls are the kind I like. I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.

Is that what happened to my bike?? You stole my bike?? You jerk! You could have just asked to borrow it.

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks

Rich, wait, what happened to my bike? Can I have it back?

My mind takes me back there oh so quick. Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet

Who? Rich, please, be serious.

Think about that summer and I bug, ’cause I miss it.

I understand, baby, I do too. We were brand new and it was so much fun. But we’re going to get through this. I believe in us. Do you?

I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese.

…seriously?

Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

WHY WON’T YOU JUST TALK TO ME??

Call you up but what’s the use

There’s a lot of use in doing that, we don’t talk enough–

I like Kevin Bacon but I hate “Footloose.”

Yes, I know, you tell me all the time, you told me an hour ago, and I didn’t even ask. What are you really thinking right now?

Came in the door, I said it before, I think I’m over you but I’m really not sure.

What?? Okay I guess this means you broke up with me? Hello?

When I met you I said my name was Rich. You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Bye Rich.”

- Almie Rose

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Best Reason to Be a Cleveland Sports Fan: There’s Always Next Year

“Cleveland will watch another year come and go without a championship, but we’ll always come back for more. Our strength is in our resilience and loyalty, even when our teams don’t deserve ‘em. We’re not bandwagoners, we don’t wear pink hats, we don’t call ourselves a “nation.” We just show up for every game and cheer and boo, because that’s our cross to bear, our half of the bargain. Now if only the guys in the jerseys held up their end.”

- Scene Magazine Best of Cleveland 2012

(Staff Pick: We’re Loyal Yet Not Obnoxious)

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Posted Mar 29, 12 #Will Ferrell #Anchorman #Jazz Flute #conan o'brien #team coco

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Artist: Gaelic Storm

Album: Cabbage

Track: Raised On Black and Tans

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